brxxxck:

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brxxxck:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.
HI.
HOW WAS WORK?
DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU REALLY DO.
HI.
WELCOME HOME.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?
HOW’S THE WEATHER?
I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.
WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?
I LOVE THE INTERNET.
HOW WAS WORK?
I’M HUNGRY.
WE MISSED YOU.
I’M HUNGRY TOO.
YOU LOOK STUNNING.
ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.
LET’S WATCH TV.
HOW WAS WORK?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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knightofcoitus:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.

clelusional:

when you meet a girl who literally reminds you of trail mix:

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tbh tho the amount i like a selfie improves 120% when i took it while drunk

meatloves:

the cucumber saga