frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

politicallyincorrectplatypus:

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

lets makes the past tense of bang be “bung” instead of “banged”

"we just bung"

Update: I bung him.

yo-dawg-nice:

doctor who more like doctor poo

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.

mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

taco-bell-rey:

my favorite

taco-bell-rey:

my favorite

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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